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I'M DEPRESSED NOW & TOTALLY NOT EMO!!1!!1!

Posted by ShyeNewgrounds - July 7th, 2024


I went up to my pookie bear crush & I sang: "today will be the night that I will fall for you" & she replied with: "I'm sorry, gurl bye". I responded with: “I’m trying to forget you, but the harder I try, the more I think about you" She said: "Okay" I felt emotional damage & cried a river on the inside after hearing that, so I did a very logical thing ever, I took the black makeup out of my crush's purse & dyed my hair black & yelled at my crush: "IT'S NOT A PHASE!!1!!1!!" She yelled back at me: "Okay, emo, if that makes you feel better"


Guys, I'm depressed now & totally NOT EMO!1!1!!1 It's not a phase!! You don't understand the darkness that I go through. If you call me emo, you're going to enrage the inner wolf inside me!!!! The only person who understands me is my half demon half wolf OC, Jasper, Hot topic employees & emo rock bands. Now I'm going to listen to my favourite song Last Resort, those lyrics understand my PAIN. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT SUFFACTION, NO BREATHING!


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J O I N U S x3!!1! (i wanna be haunted by a ghost at night xp)

Same, I want Jasper the ghost to be my sleep paralysis!!!1!11! XD

Welcome to the emo club

@ShyeNewgrounds LOLZ fr I dunno who I wanna get haunted by but all I know is that I want to get haunted by one!!1! x0

@chillzozen hello fellow emo!!1! Rawr!!!1!

@D1MMED0098 HAI!!
RaWR!! XD (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡(⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+

I Hope that this is only pasta. I feel bad for You...

Don't worry, this is all satire