There are many ways to find a Canadian but I'll show you a very easy way:

1.First, you must find the blue magical igloo & it will teleport you to Canada(WOWOWOWO)

2.Secondly, find a dog sled or a moose, or you can just ski(very common Canadian transportation) Note: On your journey, you may be hit by hockey pucks & flying Tim Hortons coffee filled with maple syrup or may freeze to death by the cold

3.Thirdly, find an igloo because most Canadians live inside of those

4.Eventually, you'll find a Canadian drinking maple syrup & playing hockey, & don't worry! Canadians are not hostile as they are friendly approachable creatures! Even if you sacrifice their newborn child to an insane cult leader on drugs, eat all their food, burn down their house, kidnap their parents, use a car to hit their dog & cook their dog alive(Not gonna lie, dogs are tasty), they're still be nice to you!!! Unless they're playing hockey, then they'll be incredibly violent & will not be friendly. Also Canadians speak english, so they're be easy to understand, but they always say 'eh' after every sentence. Additionally, some Canadians speak the baguette language aka French. Somethings Canadians may have pets, such as beavers, dogs & moose, expect for the geese even Canadians hate geese. If you can't find a Canadian, they might be building igloos out of snow, getting drunk on maple syrup, watching the hockey game, saying or being sorry for absolutely no goddamn reason, it's strangely disturbing.

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS IS HOW TO FIND A CANADIAN!!!!!!! THE END